This poem was included in the original 1915 edition.
I WAS attorney for the "Q" And the Indemnity Company which insured The owners of the mine. I pulled the wires with judge and jury, And the upper courts, to beat the claims Of the crippled, the widow and orphan, And made a fortune thereat. The bar association sang my praises In a high-flown resolution. And the floral tributes were many-- But the rats devoured my heart And a snake made a nest in my skull
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W1027 , 17 days ago
So . . . all the lawyer jokes are TRUE!